Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So the docs changed their sign to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was still not acceptable, so they had to think again.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives". This also received the thumbs down.
"Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt with, "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" was unacceptable again.
So they tried, "Analysis & Anal Cysts" - Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - Still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - Forget it.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.
Jeremy Green 07/24/2011Categories: Clean, Doctors, Good