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Scottish Independence

The Queen is visiting Glasgow where she bumps into Alex Salmond.

HM: “How nice to see you Mr Salmond.”

AS: “Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?”

HM: “No, I don’t like that idea Mr Salmond.”

AS: “Empire, and I'll be Emperor?”

HM: “No, I don’t think so Mr Salmond.”

AS: “OK, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?”

HM: “No, Mr Salmond. May I suggest that we call it a Country?”

Jeremy Green 08/04/2014Categories: Slightly Smutty

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