Oh no! Well please do tell us all about it in the body field below. We'll do our very best to sort it out next time we're looking at the system.
Thank you very much. That means a lot to us. It's nice when people say something nice without expecting something in return. (Did we mention you won't get a present for sucking up like this?)
Hmm. That's not good. We'd better do something about that straight away. Please tell us more about it below, and thanks for letting us know.
You know what? We really aren't interested. Please go away.
You are kidding aren't you? What's in it for us, eh? TANSTAAFL remember? (Just google it.)
Pah! What is it now? We've gone to all this trouble to set up a loverly free and easy joke repository for you and you want more? Oh, go on then. Tell us more about what you want below.
Something has offended you has it? Or is it just that you've uploaded a joke for us and you've changed your mind? Well never let it be said that we never do anything for you, so paste the URL of the joke in question into the main field below and tell us what you want changed / removed. We'll think about it.
Ah! Something else, eh? Oooh, I wonder what it is. Quick, tell us all about it!